Not so secret anymore (for
may_parker)
Feb. 21st, 2020 08:06 amThat's the thing with the Parker luck. One minute you are at the top of the world, Tony Stark offers you a place with the Avengers and hands you back your superhero suit. Everything feels great. Or close to great. But then, BAM! Exposed!
It's like the world turned into a Zack Snyder movie. Peter could pretty much see it all in slow motion. The longest of turns, his heart beating so hard he could have sworn it was about to tear apart his ribcage like that worm thing from Aliens. That's it. His life had turned into a merged version of two movies, maybe a sad family comedy too.
Because yes, he wasn't wrong. No, that was not May screaming because a cockroach sneaked into the bathroom again.
That was his aunt, who caught him, his secret identity totally exposed.
What. The.Fuck.
It's like the world turned into a Zack Snyder movie. Peter could pretty much see it all in slow motion. The longest of turns, his heart beating so hard he could have sworn it was about to tear apart his ribcage like that worm thing from Aliens. That's it. His life had turned into a merged version of two movies, maybe a sad family comedy too.
Because yes, he wasn't wrong. No, that was not May screaming because a cockroach sneaked into the bathroom again.
That was his aunt, who caught him, his secret identity totally exposed.
What. The.